A kid comes home from school and says to his mom: - Mom, I have got a problem. She says: - Tell me. He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he does not understand. She asks him: - What are they? He says: - Well, pussy and bitch. She says: - Oh that is no big deal. Pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy. He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad: - Dad, the boys at school are using words I do not know, and I asked mom and I do not think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says: - Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters. She can not handle them. What are the words? He tells him: - Pussy and bitch. Dad says: - OK. He pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold, then says: - Son, everything inside this circle, is pussy. - Ok dad, so what is a bitch? - Son, he says, everything outside that circle...
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