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Blandad humor
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Halloween riddles
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Inskickad av Chicken and Beaver från Planet earth. Tack för bidraget
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What do skeleton say before they begin dining? - Bone apptit. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? - When you are a mouse. Who won the skeleton beuty contest? - No body. Why are the fences around the cemetery? - Because people are dying to get in. How does a witch tell time? - She looks at her witch watch. What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? - You can´t fool me, I can see rigth through you. Why did Dracula go to jail? - Because he robbed the blood bank.
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