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Vi på humorbrevet tyckte att denna vitsen var så pass bra att vi skickar ut den i brevet. Tyvärr försvinner poängen om man över sätter den till Svenska...
John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
- Louise, he moaned, tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?
- Even worse, she said, her voice oozing scorn. You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.
- Hes an idiot, John said. Piss on him.
- You did, came the reply. And he fired you.
- Well, screw him! said John.
- I did. Youre back to work on Monday!
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